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San Francisco Chronicles Pt. 1

By MisterQueue (Sat Sep 23, 2006 at 03:42:43 PM EST) MisterQueue is a Fucker, I have a shrink gun!, My name is Emmanuel Ravelli (all tags)

Let's see if I can remember all the things I tried to remind myself to remember.

(Non-Fiction this time)

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No, Don't Insist I'm Already Hurt

By MisterQueue (Thu Sep 21, 2006 at 10:10:54 PM EST) MisterQueue is a Fucker, I have a shrink gun!, buying peaches at a low price, they have cheaper eggs in Malta (all tags)

Follow-up to yesterday's tale, due to popular demand. Take the poll. If "no" is the common consensus I'll stop, promise.

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What's Left of Me?

By MisterQueue (Wed Sep 20, 2006 at 10:55:28 PM EST) MisterQueue is a Fucker, I have a shrink gun!, San Francisco whatever bitches, oh who's the fucking dickhead now?, prattling on like some rampant fanzine or something, I- I'm sorry really (all tags)

Staring into the oily film coating the surface of his coffee, Luke wondered just what it had all meant: the fire, the scramble. At the end of it all, would he even care?

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Why is a Raven Like a Writing Desk?

By MisterQueue (Mon Sep 18, 2006 at 08:46:39 PM EST) MisterQueue is a Fucker, I have a shrink gun!, stealing all the strawberries, if I were a rapscallion I'd have more freckles, The Cancer that is my Soul, Ridiculous Metaphors, pining for the whining, Shaving Cream Balloons in the Ventricles of my Heart (all tags)

The Great California Swindle

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Just Passing Thyme

By MisterQueue (Fri Jul 21, 2006 at 08:58:02 PM EST) What should I do for a living? (all tags)

Really, I don't know what I have to say here, but we'll see how it goes.

Poll: What should I do for a living?

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Queueing up some Queuestions

By MisterQueue (Wed Jun 07, 2006 at 10:01:16 PM EST) MisterQueue is a fucker, I have a shrink gun, Queuestions, ana says hello, why did the bad man burn down the building?, I love you (all tags)

This one goes out to ana, who basically demanded it! You thank hir you lot... you thank hir like there's no damn tomorrow!

Poll: Is this a throwaway poll?

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Apparently Back in Cali... Cali... Cali

By MisterQueue (Mon Jun 05, 2006 at 02:09:08 PM EST) MisterQueue is a fucker, I have a shrink gun!, fetid masses yearning to pee free, what's that you say?, Yossarian Lives!, Peas Orange Pot (all tags)

Yeh yeh yeh, I only come see you lot when I can't update my own site. I know... I know.. I'm a terrible whore of a shell of a person. You can fuck right off.

Anyway, semi-lucid stuff to follow; I think anyway.

Poll: Who's the puppet?

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A Treatise on the Self

By MisterQueue (Tue Apr 25, 2006 at 12:38:22 AM EST) Fucking in rhythm and sorrow, MisterQueue is a fucker, BACKOFF!, caffeinated butterflies, scuppers in jags (all tags)

Really I am just typing this up here because I cannot get to Q.com properly while I'm out of town. I hope that hulver isn't offended by such awkward misuse of his bandwidth and I wouldn't expect you fine people to really get it anyway. Just move on, this is for my posterity.

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I Am Not Wearing Flowers in my Hair

By MisterQueue (Sat Apr 22, 2006 at 06:05:40 PM EST) MNS is insane, San Francisco, Taxis fucking suck, pig nipples, the laughter of children, Man oh man do I have to pee, MisterQueue is a fucker, BACKOFF!, I have a shrink gun (all tags)

Wherein I detail my journey to Concord, then SF, and then meet some people from this place. This may be a long one folks.

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A Journey into Randomness

By MisterQueue (Thu Apr 20, 2006 at 10:17:07 AM EST) travel, california, why are all midgets so small; so very small, backoff, I have a shrink gun, things are tastier when they get that golden brown skin you know what I mean, nightmarish visions of reality (all tags)

Just various things, mostly related to trips and the like.

Poll: How many times have you done this thing that you do?

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-	Tea... with treacle. And limes! Always limes!	5%
-	There's that thing you do with your eyebrow that makes all the children's bellies glow, could you do that round 4:30 or so? I got a girl coming by.	5%
-	The fearsome aqueous plants know who you are and what you've done. I suggest you start running. Tonight, son.	55%
-	"Erratically," they said, as though there were some other way to say it, "we cannot believe we're speaking in unison!"	15%
-	Two spoonfuls please.. right on my bum.	20%

Votes: 20	\|	Comments: 3
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