1. None really. If I want it, I try to learn it. If I still suck, then I don't want it.
2. None, really. There's folks who'd be interesting to see how they live, but really, no.
3. She's next to me every morning.
5. PO-tential, as of recent, as that's how a co-worker says is.
7. Hiking socks today. Just because.

oh.) Spoken to someone specific. Or it's going to become a "thing".

won.) Vert or boat-type things. You've asked that before.

too.) Some professional blow-hard. Pat Robertson: "I'm sorry folks, there's nothing there."; Dawkins: "I've seen the light!! It burns so brightly!". There are hundreds.

three.) I've never needed reminding.

for.) Chest twinges. The news.

faive.) I'd love to say something pretensious like "criterion" or "obstreperous" but it's almost certainly "Fuck". It's neither original, nor creative, nor very flattering but honesty comes first and I say it too much (often internally) for it not to be.

severn.) awesome hiking / climbing socks; jeans; boxers; t-shirt; black sweatshirt.

ate.) Both, you limiting bastard. Oh, alright then: Mountains.

nain.) It was filled-up with strawberries and cream.

0. Get a better paid job.
1. Play an instrument.
10. Assuming that's not in the biblical sense. John Howard, PM of Aus.
11. The beauty of the world.
100. Just about everything.
101. Brillig.
110. Nothing - it's not a big deal over here.
111. Navy long-sleeve T, jeans, boots
1000. Ocean.
1001. (lame alert - umber) and found only ice cream.

0. New job
1. I would love to be a better writer
10. Jack Klugman
11. May
100. The smell of old paper
101. deuterocanonical
110. Nothing this year
111. Jeans, white button up, black sports jacket, black patent leather shoes
1000. Mountains
1001. "To find their Gods were really the Supremes."

0. Know I have enough cash flow to make it through 2007.
1. The ability to make money.
10. Oh, just for fun -- Sandra Bullock.
11. Pain.
100. Death.
101. Horked. Not really a word, but I use it anyway.
110. Asleep.
111. Jeans, a ruby shirt, white socks and my squeaky Columbia walking shoes.
1000. Ocean.
1001. They found filthy old ladies it seems.

Regular, or decaf abomination? --Kellnerin

1. I wish I could draw realistically. I can do so cartoonistically, but the other always bind moggles when'er I encounter it. Or, alternately, this.

2. For a day? Either a childhood version of one of my parents, or myself as a kid but with the mind/perspective of my current self. It would be rather telling I think.

3. Blood

4. Being Alive

5. It changes, but today my favourite word is Chrysanthemum.

6. Out of Town... but I'm planning on being "Not Terminally Depressed" and then telling everyone not to worry because it's "only a costume".

7. Peacoat, black shirt, scraggly hair, sunglasses, Consumer Whorism (if that counts as wearing, tennis shoes, and jeans. It feels like a jeans day.

8. To live near: Mountains. However, I would kill just about anyone (including members of my family) to live on the ocean. Well.. maim anyway.

9. "It was merely filled with Gleem."

-Q
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It shone, pale as bone,
As I stood there alone.

Man, I can't even say because it's pretty much impossible.

1. What is one skill you wish that you possessed?

Play people politics at the workplace.

10. What is one person that you wish you possessed? (Or.. I guess.. could trade lives with for a day)

I don't want to possess people.  I want them to willing lay down at my feet and ask me to give them a beating with a riding crop.

11. What reminds you that you are alive?

Peeing.

100. What reminds you that you are mortal?

Driving on the freeway.

101. What's your favourite word?

Fuck

110. What, if anything, are you going to be for Halloween?

I'm considering a 16-year old congressional page or Madea.

111. What are you wearing? (Ooh yeah.. a tank top and flip-flops.. that's so hot)

A champagne colored, boucle sweater, jeans, cowboy boots.

1000. Mountains or the Ocean, pick, but you can pick only one.

Without a doubt, the Ocean.  When I went to San Diego some years ago, I remember standing on the beach looking at the Pacific Ocean and thinking how powerless I felt.  It was a good feeling.

1001. Finish the limerick:

"They darkened the night with their scheme
To raise dark olden gods from their dreams
Surprised quite a bit
When they opened the pit
....."

They looked down and saw an old hobbit.

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Psych-E.org

EXCELSIOR!
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Taken out of context I must seem so strange - Ani DiFranco

• I would like to grow all my body hair one inch longer by the end of the year.
• I wish I could chop vegetables like a chef.
• Trick question! Lemme see ... since we are all interconnected I am part of/one with every sentient being so really .... I already possess everyone!
• Pooping
• Every day I wake up - one day closer to death.
• lochia
• I'm going as a naked woman. Which means that I'm gunna sit naked on my couch, scratch my ass and watch tv.
• Khaki pants, white socks, shoes, a thong, a bra, my clinic uniform shirt, and my glasses.
• I like the ocean, but it is fearifying

1. I'd like to be able to shoot electricity, in a controlled sort of way, from my hands.

10. If it's a two-way consciousness trade ... I'd switch with D. Then we'd laugh about it afterwards and I'd write a pilot for a docu-sitcom based on a couple who repeatedly and randomly switch bodies and become RICH!

11. Interacting with other people.

100. Trying to merge onto the interstate.

101. Verschlimmbesserung.

110. Not at home.

111. Glasses, hair clip, long-sleeve shirt (olive-colored, cotton), jeans, socks, black shoes (with laces).

1000. Ocean!

1001. And found nothing but rusted I-beams.

--
Do not misuse.

1. Teleportation.

10. I wish I could trade places - for one day - with the head of $evil_project. I'd be very interested to see what it's like to live in an alternate universe.

11. Adrenaline. And [redacted].

100. Talking to my mom, who has terminal cancer.

101. Today, it's "sanguine." I like the way it feels in my mouth, even when I don't say it out loud.

110. As usual, I'll be a queer woman living in suburbia for Halloween. Unsurprisingly, that's not different from what I am the rest of the year.

111. Jeans and a long-sleeve UNC t-shirt with a hole in it.

1000. Ocean, hands down. I grew up close to the ocean, and nothing calms me down more than breathing salt air and listening to waves crashing.

1001. That they'd followed another intarweb meme.
--
To Rollins lesbians are like cuddly pandas: cute, exotic, forest-dwelling, dangerous when riled and unable to produce offspring without assistance.-CRwM

0. Three Japanese girls.
1. I wish I was good at skateboarding.
10. I wish I owned Tea Leoni.
11. Pain!
100. I'm not.
101. "Robust"
110. Probably drunk. Maybe more.
111. Sweatshirt, t-shirt, shorts, and Birkenstocks, yo.
1000. BOTH! But, if I had to choose, mountains.
1001. "They darkened the night with their scheme
To raise dark olden gods from their dreams
Surprised quite a bit
When they opened the pit
And found only a stockpile of cheese.

do. Krishna

tin. My back.

car. Time

panc. Mendacity


che. Super slut


sat. Something super slutty and pink with very high heels. Also darkly kholed eyes with a ton of mascara and glossy lipstick. I revel in being a girl.


ath. Oceans. Heck yes, only the ocean. Save the mountains for all of the ascetics. Leave the jezebels the oceans.


nau. Finish the limerick:

"They darkened the night with their scheme
To raise dark olden gods from their dreams
Surprised quite a bit
When they opened the pit,
screamed."

0. Complete implementation and rollout of New Daughter. (Should be a snap, I'm not even the prime contractor! Woo!)
1. Painter.
10. Hmmm... so many ways to go... take over Bush and straighten a few things out... take over someone hot and masturbate all day... take over someone hot's significant other and have sex all day... ooo, Bill. I'm gonna take over Bill. You don't know Bill? Shit, man, you're missing out.
11. Sailing on a reach with a steady wind just strong enough that it's almost time to reef... but not quite.
100. Misjudging the wind from 11 and realizing I should have reefed. Also, watching my children grow.
101. Daddy.
110. Forest Lord, to go with my darling the Earth Goddess.
111. Work clothes. Dockers, casual sweater (it's Friday, after all), brown socks, brown shoes, undershirt, boxers. Not in that order.
1000. Fuck you, MisterQueue, I live in the Pacific Northwest. I'm takin' 'em both, and you can't stop me. Mwahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Ha.
1001. Hmm...

0. Written a few good songs.
1. Speaking to humans who are not myself.
2. I would like to be my own master.
3. Music.
4. Poop.
5. Does "piss off" count as a word?
6. A guy with a beard. And pants.
7. Stuff.
8. "The Ocean" is a good song. I'll go with that.
9. "...And found a box of Krispy-Kremes"

That's all I got. I have a test Monday.

I wish I were a real RPh already.
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_{"Nature is such a fucking plagarist."}

1. sleep for an entire 72 hour period.
2. kill people with my mind.  thankfully in this case I both wish I had and already have this skill.
3. Dick Cheney.  Mostly for the hair.
4. What makes you think I'm actually alive?  I'm less certain of this.
5. People who remind me I am mortal by asking questions.
6. Yub Yub.
7. Nothing.  You can interpret this as either I will not be participating in the Satan's Day Festival or that I will be wearing nothing.  Whichever you'd like.
8. The pants I wore at my wedding and a black polo shirt.  Also, skin.
9. Ocean.  But your lack of openness in letting us choose is disturbing -- if there can be more than one Highlander there should be allowed more than one answear, no?
10. And deafened themselves with their screams.

0. survive
1. ability to read/manipulate people
10. can't answer outside the hole
11. Rum. Cigarettes.
100. Pain. Sickness. Fear.
101. fuck

10 Putin

11 Pain, cold, and bowel movements

100 Bowel movements, mostly

101 Obfuscate

110 Working

111 Shirt, shorts, sandals, boxers. Deodorant.

1000 The Ocean. Singing in the sunshine, laughing in the rain...

1001 They were out of Cookies and Cream.

-D