We Pledge Endust Legions

Indecent, Heathen, Juvenile Delinquent   0 votes - 0 %
We passed upon the stair...   0 votes - 0 %
They wanna run through the air with no barriers.   0 votes - 0 %
What have I done?   0 votes - 0 %
If there would be one of us, who our drinks refused to touch.   0 votes - 0 %
Giant Jack... looks... dead?   0 votes - 0 %
Six Feet Deep in Red Clay   1 vote - 9 %
I don't like this air   0 votes - 0 %
but that doesn't mean I'll stop breathing it   0 votes - 0 %
I don't think I'll take another, these days.   0 votes - 0 %
C is for Crook   0 votes - 0 %
Kitchen is for cook   0 votes - 0 %
I'se a muggin'   1 vote - 9 %
I sit on the muddy ground   0 votes - 0 %
I'm still waiting   3 votes - 27 %
A + B^2/C - 1/3AuB   1 vote - 9 %
Placentally endowed   0 votes - 0 %
Feathers on a Titosaur   0 votes - 0 %
Mothers gird your loins   0 votes - 0 %
Pringles... dos cans   0 votes - 0 %
Cans   0 votes - 0 %
Nipples   1 vote - 9 %
You're a bunch of fuckers   2 votes - 18 %
I love you all   2 votes - 18 %
But only subficially   0 votes - 0 %
 
11 Total Votes
i'se a muggin' by clock (4.00 / 1) #1 Tue Jun 12, 2007 at 11:02:01 PM EST
a la django, i hope...


Clock is right. [nt] --vorheesleatherface



well duh... by MisterQueue (4.00 / 1) #2 Tue Jun 12, 2007 at 11:04:20 PM EST
I mean.. I haven't changed THAT much.

-Q
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It shone, pale as bone,
As I stood there alone.
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I dunno, by blixco (4.00 / 1) #3 Tue Jun 12, 2007 at 11:52:14 PM EST
life may be just right.
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"You bring the weasel, I'll bring the whiskey." - kellnerin


I would have to ask then by MisterQueue (4.00 / 1) #7 Wed Jun 13, 2007 at 12:00:37 PM EST
just whose life are you living?

-Q
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It shone, pale as bone,
As I stood there alone.
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Goldilocks' by mrgoat (4.00 / 1) #11 Wed Jun 13, 2007 at 01:41:23 PM EST

Years pass, things change, you end up living in Kansas. But the bag of dicks never leaves your side... - blixco
--top hat--
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Well... shit by MisterQueue (4.00 / 1) #13 Wed Jun 13, 2007 at 01:51:48 PM EST

-Q
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It shone, pale as bone,
As I stood there alone.
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Can't fix what's not broke by MohammedNiyalSayeed (4.00 / 1) #4 Tue Jun 12, 2007 at 11:56:22 PM EST

Flawed, but awesome. Awesome overrides everything. Like rancid sri racha.

Seriously, it's exactly like that. Metaphorically.


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You can build the most elegant fountain in the world, but eventually a winged rat will be using it as a drinking bowl.


I've been looking for some awesome by MisterQueue (4.00 / 1) #8 Wed Jun 13, 2007 at 12:02:50 PM EST
but every time I go to the store they're out of it.

That stir fry is never going to be the same without awesome sprayed all over it.

Wait.. are we still in a metaphor? Hell... I think I'm lost.

-Q
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It shone, pale as bone,
As I stood there alone.
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It's like we're moving into similie instead by mrgoat (4.00 / 2) #12 Wed Jun 13, 2007 at 01:43:41 PM EST
Besides, what's being meta, for, if not awesome in a can?

Years pass, things change, you end up living in Kansas. But the bag of dicks never leaves your side... - blixco
--top hat--
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New Item for sale at J-List by MisterQueue (4.00 / 2) #14 Wed Jun 13, 2007 at 01:53:47 PM EST
SUPER META AWESOME CAN!: Will fulfill dreams and make for happy funtime yay! Also, cocks!

-Q
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It shone, pale as bone,
As I stood there alone.
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No moneys down! by mrgoat (4.00 / 2) #15 Wed Jun 13, 2007 at 02:54:36 PM EST
Awesome met a can, Cocks in the morning, dreams in the funtime always six days a week! Full!

Years pass, things change, you end up living in Kansas. But the bag of dicks never leaves your side... - blixco
--top hat--
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Hey Queue-- by ammoniacal (4.00 / 2) #5 Wed Jun 13, 2007 at 12:58:46 AM EST
Remember that time you and the wife went to Tijuana and the two of you dropped acid, then you shot her when you thought she turned into a giant bug?

That was fucking awesome.

PMSbuddy.com -- Saving relationships, one month at a time!


What happens in Tangiers.... by MisterQueue (4.00 / 1) #6 Wed Jun 13, 2007 at 11:59:55 AM EST
Look... just to set the record straight we were playing William Tell....

My aim is not what it used to be.

-Q
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It shone, pale as bone,
As I stood there alone.
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I just finished hemming some pants. by me0w (4.00 / 1) #9 Wed Jun 13, 2007 at 12:28:36 PM EST
Poked my fingers with pins. It didn't hurt though. Touching the hot iron hurt though.


"There's really only one sexually related thing I'm good at: Producing incredibly volumous amounts of spooge on a regular basis." - ni


That's odd by MisterQueue (4.00 / 1) #10 Wed Jun 13, 2007 at 01:13:10 PM EST
I just finished taking off my pants....

There was no hot iron involved though.

Unless by hot iron you mean HOT IRON ROD!

By which, of course, I mean a large hunk of iron that was sitting in the fireplace which I then used to brand all the cats in the neighborhood with the letter Q.

Let this be a lesson to you, never go around branding cats without pants.. the cops seem to frown on it.

-Q
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It shone, pale as bone,
As I stood there alone.
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Lessons by me0w (4.00 / 1) #16 Wed Jun 13, 2007 at 03:19:04 PM EST
What about hemming legs while wearing cats? What would the police think of that?


"There's really only one sexually related thing I'm good at: Producing incredibly volumous amounts of spooge on a regular basis." - ni
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They don't mind. by mrgoat (4.00 / 1) #17 Wed Jun 13, 2007 at 03:28:15 PM EST
The cats however, are a little scratchy.

and hard to keep on.

Years pass, things change, you end up living in Kansas. But the bag of dicks never leaves your side... - blixco
--top hat--
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They'd probably cuff 'em. by ammoniacal (4.00 / 1) #18 Wed Jun 13, 2007 at 03:28:43 PM EST
endust ? by sasquatchan (4.00 / 1) #19 Wed Jun 13, 2007 at 04:36:13 PM EST
moving onto running your own molly maid franchise ? Like those french maid outfits, don'tchya ?



Man I would look like hell in those outfits. by MisterQueue (4.00 / 1) #22 Wed Jun 13, 2007 at 05:23:32 PM EST
Like HELL.

However... if I could convince nubile lasses... hrm...

-Q
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It shone, pale as bone,
As I stood there alone.
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like van gogh by LilFlightTest (4.00 / 1) #20 Wed Jun 13, 2007 at 05:06:01 PM EST
but hopefully still with both ears.
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if de-virgination results in me being able to birth hammerhead sharks, SIGN ME UP!!! --misslake


More Like Van GOUGE by MisterQueue (2.00 / 0) #21 Wed Jun 13, 2007 at 05:22:56 PM EST
Right guys? Right? AM I RIGHT?!

-Q
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It shone, pale as bone,
As I stood there alone.
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nope by LilFlightTest (2.00 / 0) #23 Wed Jun 13, 2007 at 05:25:23 PM EST
i think you're left.

yeah, um...me and my terrible jokes will go over here now...
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if de-virgination results in me being able to birth hammerhead sharks, SIGN ME UP!!! --misslake
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