Hulver's site || cake

Too many cakes, not enough veggies

By georgeha (Mon Apr 02, 2007 at 11:14:54 AM EST) cake, geeks, Native Americans, sex, demented mothers (all tags)

Plus, a forgotten con missed, invisible girls, two saxoshits, a glimmer of myself, Kinsey and less.

Poll: Favorite cake?

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A Day in the Life

By ReallyEvilCanine (Thu Nov 23, 2006 at 08:14:22 AM EST) A Day in the Life, WTF, fuckwits, Atari 800, perception, cake, pie (all tags)

Add Eggs and Milk.

More than 20 years ago I worked for an Atari certified repair shop fixing Atari 400 & 800 computers and peripherals as well as 2600 and 5200 game stations. The owner made it clear to me that under no circumstances would we do any while-you-wait repairs no matter how urgent, no matter how much anyone pleaded. While he explained it, I didn't grok.

I finally understood when I violated this policy. It almost cost me my job.

x-posted to da brog, sans poll.

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Nugget

By thenick (Thu Oct 26, 2006 at 04:54:02 PM EST) UMiami, Cake, Bridge (all tags)

Heads of State who ride and wrangle,
Who look at your face from more than one angle,
Can cut you from their bloated budgets,
Like sharpened knives through Chicken McNuggets.

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-	Well, I think that Smiling Charlie is nothing but a twopenny opera! And he doesn't even have an Aria!	7%
-	Finding my belt buckle may require both time and a certain mindset, but I promise that the rewards will be thick... and heavy.	2%
-	People often say to me, "Hey... what the hell are you doing in here?!" But then I laugh and run away. It's great fun.	7%
-	Without a lot of evidence we cannot say whether or not there were a parade of cats in the cupboard. We do know, however, that our moss infection has cleared up. I think that says something.	23%
-	When he used to smile, his mouth would hurt for days. He stopped after a while, and that's when he figured out that faking the happiness was almost as bad as not having it to begin with.	16%
-	In my wallet: A condom, A piece of paper with several phone numbers, and Sally, the 12-year-old asian girl.	16%
-	Irradiated sensor soup, now half-off!	0%
-	When I make the noise that goes like this, I make the noise that goes like this.	7%
-	I would like to vote to do the hustle. I think it would help us in these trying times.	19%

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